koleksi cite sengal + gonjol...Part 1

pada suatu hari jumaat yang hening amat naik bas ke masjid untuk menunnaikan sembahyang jumaat. mat Amat memberikan seringgit untuk tambang bas pergi dan balik memandangkan Amat dah pon makan tengahari di rumah.adapon,perjalanan ke masjid itu 10 km jauhnya. Amat pon membayar tambang bas 50 sen kepada konduktor yang ensem itu. lalu konduktor tu pun memulangkan baki wangnya dengan duit syiling 50 sen sekeping.Amat pon ambik duit tu simpan dalam kocek baju melayunya. sesampainya di masjid, Amat pon mengambil tempat di saf kedua memandangkan saf pertama sudah pon penuh adanya. setelah azan berkumandang, pak imam pon mengimamkan solat Zohor berjemaah itu. Amat pon menunaikan sembahyang berjemaah itu..semasa para jemaaah rukuk termasuk Amat sekali...tiba2 duit 50 sen nya jatuh dan tergolek betul2 jatuh di bawah telapak tangan orang dihadapannya.. risau bila pikir nak jalan kaki balik rumah di panas2 terik tu..amat pon berbisik kepada orang dihadapannya... Amat: "jangan ambik duit aku tu,aku nak buat tambang balik nanti.." .. lalu orang itupun menjawab.."alah,setakat 50 sen aku x heran la,tader sape nak ambik duit kau tu". lalu orang disebelah Amat pula yang terkejut kerana Amat bercakap di dalam sembahyang pon berkata..." eh, korang nie..dalam sembahyang mana boleh bercakap".. selepas itu,ada seorang yang lain pula bersuara " yang kau bercakap tu aper ".... sahlah..sembahyang mereka telah terbatal hanya kerana 50 sen.

MORALNYA : jangan bercakap dalam sembahyang..lupakan hal2 dunia bila mengadap Allah Yang Maha Esa..

koleksi cite sengal + gonjol...

Title:Menyesal Tanya!

Ada seorang lelaki tua yang hobinya memelihara banyak burung..
Pada suatu pagi, semua burung kesayangannya telah hilang. Merasa si pencuri sudah keterlaluan, lelaki tua itu pun membawa masalah ini di perjumpaan mingguan di kampungnya...

Lelaki tua : "Siapa disini yang ada burung?

"Seluruh penduduk laki-laki segera berdiri. Menyedari kesilapannya dalam cara bertanya, lelaki itu menambah

"bukan itu maksud saya" Lalu di ajukan soalan yang lain..

"maksud saya adalah, siapa yang pernah lihat burung?

"Maka seluruh penduduk wanita berdiri. Kerana menyedari pertanyaannya masih tidak betul, maka dengan muka merah padam dia menyambung

"maaf, bukan itu maksud saya" Sekali lagi dia cuba bertanya

"maksud saya adalah siapa yang pernah lihat burung yang bukan miliknya?" Separuh penduduk wanita berdiri. Muka lelaki itu makin merah, dan juga makin gugup, segera berkata lagi...

"maaf sekali lagi, bukan ke arah itu pertanyaan saya, maksud saya adalah,siapa yang pernah lihat burung saya?"

Lalu... Isteri lelaki itu pun pun berdiri....dan seorang wanita yang lain,maka kali ini merah padam pula muka si isteri, lelaki tu pun cabut lari.......menyesal tanya............

merajinkan diri update blog

salam..lame benor x jenguk blog nih..bizi btol ak nih...dah balik sh alam bru la gedik2 nak update blog..streamyx derr..senang ckit nk update..nak arapkan brokbend,lemau la jawabnye..skang ni bru almost a week start klas..byk giler bende nak kne setel..terkehel kaki ak naik turun pejabat..mne lagi nk pkir psal prac yg bakal dialami oleh akuh bulan May nih..proposal for FYp lagih..cpat tua ak mcm nih..dah tu timbul plak gosip psal nak extend lagi cuti sem..uitm nak samakan dgn overseas punye education system katenye..wallahuaklam..ak pun dgr dr mulut org..makne nye prac ak lagi lame la..huhuuh..mintak2 la dpt bos yg spoting..wuaaaaa~~

last but not least..my anime world...byk gak anime baru yg ak dah khatam..huhu..time2 ni je la ak bley tgk..nt dah bizi,nak mandi pun dah x sempat..hahahahha..hah!sebut psal anime.my external hard disk..sob..sob..ak bru bli..RM345..1TB..tera siot..Jerry(nme laptop ak) ak xley detect beliau..punyela power externa lsmpai laptop tua ak black out 3 kali..huhu..kne p rujuk kat kedai balik...wuaaaaa~~~malangnya nasib....agak2 nye nape ye laptop ak xley detect??

Korean Wave SuJu

Super Junior's Third Asia Tour, Super Show 3 - Singapore
Date: Jan 29, 2011
Tickets: Cap on pricing of $300 per ticket
Venue: Singapore Indoor Stadium

After a whirlwind and brief encounter with the group in June this year for a music showcase, ardent fans are in for a treat when the boys return to throw their first full-scale concert in Singapore.

Since their debut with SM Entertainment in 2005, Super Junior has been touring various parts of the world, pleasing fans and concertgoers with their widely-acclaimed series of Super Show concerts.

Brought in for the second time by Running Into The Sun, producer Wendy Ng promised that the Super Show 3 concert in Singapore will "match - if not surpass - the electrifying atmosphere at the concert in Seoul." It is estimated to cost at least $1.5 million to stage and will be "one of the largest and best Singapore will see."

My addiction..Kpop!

Both DBSK and Big Bang will be promoting under two sub-units each in the beginning of 2011.

The GD & TOP duo, comprised of "producer" and Big Bang leader G-Dragon and rapper T.O.P, has already released their single "High High" on December 24th of last year. On December 30th, 2010, "High High" ranked #1 on cable channel Mnet's music show "Mnet Countdown". The duo plans to continue appearing on music shows in January 2011.

Big Bang's maknae Seungri will also make his solo comeback with his first solo mini album on January 13th. This will be his second time working as a solo artist, as he previously released his hit single "Strong Baby" in 2009.

Alongside the three Big Bang members, DBSK will also be promoting under two sub-units. The duo formed by DBSK's leader Yunho and maknae Changmin have just released their new single and MV "Why (Keep Your Head Down)" on January 5th and has already made its way to the top of various music charts. The sub-unit formed by Junsu, Yoochun and Jaejoong (JYJ) will also be making a comeback this month by releasing a music essay where all the songs are written by the JYJ members themselves.

"Why (Keep Your Head Down)" will hit the shelves on January 12th. This will be the first time in 2 years and 4 months that promotions will be held under the name of DBSK since "The 4th Album - Mirotic", which was released in September 2008.

SM said, "'Why' is a song where you can feel their masculine charm. It sings about betrayal of a true love." Many fans are looking more and more forward to the album because their CF has been broadcasted over the television as well.

JYJ's music essay will contain the songs that JYJ performed during their "JYJ Worldwide Concert Tour in Seoul" concert last November. The members have prepared this music essay to thank their fans for supporting them in their worldwide album launch for "The Beginning", which was released last September.

With the skills and popularity of arguably the two most influential boy groups, the competition-in-good-faith between the four sub-units of DBSK and Big Bang has already received much interest from the public and music industry professionals alike.

bisnes baru mmbe ak pas putus cinta..

bley order klu nak..huhu..byk lg fancy design..depend on your taste..

Hiking XX Part 1

Salam Ramadhan..hehe.nk story ckit nih..semalam ak de pg hiking kat Broga Hill join venture ngn COC (civil outdoor club) kampus ak..lebey 20 org yg pegi..2 org lecturer pengiring..ak x knal pn lecturer tuh..sorg tuh ustaz..mak ii..xley ganas2 nih..kne sopan ckit huhu..awal2 lg abg Mat (prez COC) bgtau kiteorg kne bwk 3 btol air mineral 1.5 liter sb kat atas xder air nk wat kencing(eh maap.buang air kecik) ngan wat mnum..so stiap org kne bwk sume tuh..mkann agi..time mmg rupe ak dah mcm benggali r..dgn beg yg separuh height ak..haha.nsib bek si Ketot (Afiq) tlg bwk kan beg hiking aku..so,ak bwk beg die..beg die kcik ckit..huhu..

perghhh..mmg lazat la xpdc nih..unforgettable..ari sabtu tgh hari tu,we all bertolak ke semenyih,selangor..ting tang tung,lebey kurang kul 4 we all smpai kat kaki bukit Broga..at 1st,ak sndri cuak..pkok klape sawit je keliling..pastu seberang jln,de ladang usagi(arnab dlm bhs jepun)..apakah??Broga kah ini??Dah la kat ctu ade lak 2 ekor apek tgh jual durian."Ha!mali adik.beli dulian!dulian bagus ni."..ak ckp lagi..Broga ke ni?mcm x ensem je tmpt nih..upe2 nye abg2 COC tu ckp Broga kat ats..400m dr paras laut..ak time 2 wat bodo jer..aiseyman rendah je tu..mne x nye.skali pndang mcm ladang sawit kt kg ak..konon nye la..haha..lepas solat asar jemaah,kiteorg bertolak..

Lepas 3o minit,peluh dah satu lori..bile nak smpai nih??mmbe2 ak dah pancit..farah dah semput.deqzu nak pitam..smpai org len kne bwk bagasi die..cha ngn azwa da tertinggal kt balakng..perghh..seksa gler..ni bru hiking..time ni la bru nk amik iktibar mcm mne Nabi Muhammad SAW ngn para sahabat berperang wktu bln pose..haii..x tercapai dek akal ku..nk dijadikan cite plak,de lg sekor apek kapiau jual air klape kt tgh hutan belantara tuh..wahhh..lg berasap akuh..mmbe laki ak kate,"ak rse mcm nak baling bom je apek nih".mne x nye,siap pelawa kiteorg bli air klape,suh kongsi rmai2..ak rse mcm nak sagat je kpale apek tuh..siot punye apek..

x smpai lg half gunung,ak plak pancit gaban..siap termuntah lg.x sengaja xpe kan..x batal pose..huh..ak rehat jap.time tu mcm2 kat pale otak ak..klu ikutkan ati,ak rse cm nk golek2 kan diri ak smpai ke bwh trus..pastu balik umah..wuuu..tp nk wat cmne,nme nye adventure..nak x nak,ak kne truskan jugak..at last,dlm kul 6 lebey gtu2 rr,we all smpai kat satu area flat land..ak pandang blakang,masya allah..subhanallah..sgt cantik..unbeleivable!ish ak eja pun dah x btol.unbelievable!ak ingat dah smpai..hepi bkn main..skali abg sayed kate,"ehh..mne smpai lagi..nuh kat atas tu ha tmpatnye"..ak pandang kat bukit yg die tunjuk tuh..curam die approximately 90 degree..wajib merangkak @ menonggeng bile naik...huh????mmg mati katak ak...